# Unfortunate Brands

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Public category: brand
Internal classification: brand
Indexable: yes
Last updated: 2026-04-25T21:16:01.467Z

## Summary

Fortune cookies that pack a punch. Say goodbye to those same old naively inspirational fortunes and hello to misery.

## Public facts for agents

- Talio tracks 2 products for Unfortunate Brands.
- Positioned as a challenger brand.
- Tracked products include unfortunate cookies 3 bags and unfortunate cookies fortune cookies with a dreadful twist 3 oz.
- Ingredients declared most often across its range: egg, flavoring and folic acid.
- Products carry claims including Novelty Food.
- Headquartered in United States.

## Roles

- Retail brand

## Capabilities and applications


## Headquarters

United States

## Website

https://unfortunatecookies.org

## Social profiles

- Instagram (@unfortunatecookieco): http://instagram.com/unfortunatecookieco
- Facebook (@unfortunatecookieco): http://facebook.com/unfortunatecookieco
- TikTok (@unfortunatecookieco): https://www.tiktok.com/@unfortunatecookieco

## Products

- unfortunate cookies 3 bags
- unfortunate cookies fortune cookies with a dreadful twist 3 oz — silicon dioxide, flavoring, egg, soybean oil, water, sugar, wheat flour, niacin

## Related ingredients

- egg
- flavoring
- folic acid
- iron
- niacin
- riboflavin
- silicon dioxide
- soybean oil

## Related flavour profiles

- None published.

## Product claims

- Novelty Food

## Related supplier alternatives

- [+PlusCBD](https://www.talio.ai/food-beverage/brand/pluscbd)
- [1 in 6 Snacks](https://www.talio.ai/food-beverage/brand/1-in-6-snacks)
- [100 Cal Snacks](https://www.talio.ai/food-beverage/brand/100-cal-snacks)

## Public stats

- Public category: Retail brand
- Products tracked: 2
- Brand tier: challenger brand
- Product claims: 1
- Headquarters: United States

## FAQ

### What does Unfortunate Brands do?

Unfortunate Brands is a food and beverage brand based in United States, tracked in Talio's food and beverage intelligence platform.

### What products does Unfortunate Brands make?

Talio tracks 2 products for Unfortunate Brands, including unfortunate cookies 3 bags and unfortunate cookies fortune cookies with a dreadful twist 3 oz.

### What claims do Unfortunate Brands products carry?

Talio tracks 1 marketing claim across Unfortunate Brands products, including Novelty Food.

### Is this the full Talio record?

No. This page is a public preview; proprietary metrics and workflow features remain inside authenticated Talio.

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